Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Houston, we have a blender
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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