Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Randomize
