Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
tequila makes me forget i have legs
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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