There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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