i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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