I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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