just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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