its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
