Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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