gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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