Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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