are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize
