Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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