now i know why i became what i already was.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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