So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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