butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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