They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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