I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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