where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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