I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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