I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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