Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
