The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Come share oat with me in your robe
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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