Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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