i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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