dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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