dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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