i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
