hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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