Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I didn't notice because vodka
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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