FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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