ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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