I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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