i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The adults are the big ones right?
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