Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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