: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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