Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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