seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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