On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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