Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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