You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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