Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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