D3 body, D1 cock
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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