My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize