I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wanna go halves on a baby?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Two words: blizzard sex
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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