I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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