I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i don't like sucking hair
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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