Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
