I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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