he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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