On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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